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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Did I Hear That Correctly?


Kris Allen?

Sorry Seacrest, can you repeat that?

....

Are you fucking kidding me?!?! I don't know what else to say! I don't understand what the American voting public are basing their decisions on. How can the most original, unique, and diverse artist that American Idol has ever seen lose the title to a so-so-run-of-the-mill-boy-next-door kid? Sure Kris is cute. Yes he has a wholesome appeal. Fine his voice is nice and the acoustic guitar thing has a certain charm in a coffee shop or around a campfire but shove that shit up your ass! Krises can be found in every city of every country around the world yet Adam is a stand alone artist. Coming across someone with his talent is a rare thing and it's beyond me how close to 100 MILLION votes can shut that out.

Was it the gay factor? Probably.
Could there have been religious input? Likely.
Did 12 year old girls with confused little vaginas and tireless repetitious voting over the full four hour window come into play? Definitely.

Adam... this isn't your fault and you know it. Don't be disappointed in yourself or your talent - be disappointed in the incompetent masses who also selected Ruben Studdard as their Idol.

That being said...

Last night's show was out-fucken-standing!

Guests appearances by Queen, Kiss, Cindy Lauper, Queen Latifah, Rod Stewart, Lionel Richie, Jason Mraz, Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas... sorry if I forgot anyone... but that is an outrageous line-up that I have never seen compiled on one stage on prime time tv EVER. Everything about last night's production was spectacular and Kara Dioguardi's up staging of "bikini girl" was just the icing on the cake for me. Brilliance.

Sorry again Adam but hey - look at the bright side. You're not going to have to sing that lame song "No Boundaries".

2 comments:

Queen B said...

agreed with u~

adam's voice and talent is way bigger than that insipid song!!

Secrets of an All American said...

Thanks a lot man, I really appreciate that and I'll keep that in mind if I ever need to talk about stuff. I really appreciate all the comments too considering your my only follower thus far, its cool to know that atleast one person out there is reading about the random shit I have to say. Thanks again -A.A.